Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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An office work colleague.......once sidled up to me and whispered some sound advice.
"After chopping chilli peppers, always wash your hands before attempting foreplay"
Wise words indeed. Shame that his wife was last seen running full tilt into the bathroom bellowing "My f*cking fanny's on fire!" before he had realised this.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 9:46, Reply)
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