Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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The dreaded BloodwankA friend of mine from my schooldays:
"Have you ever wanked so much that blood came out? I have. Well, it might have been where I cut me foreskin with me fingernail cos I was doing it so hard."
No, David. I can honestly say that I've never got to the bloodwank. But thanks for sharing that with me.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 9:52,
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