Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Our friends down the road.......let's call them Dave & Diane. Diane could talk for Britain, and at a volume that can be best described as "F*cking loud".
We were all at a BBQ at the weekend. The long suffering Dave had already asked Diane to 'tone it down a bit' as her loud gossip and tittle-tattle was echoing up and down the back gardens of the street.
Our host had just served up a sumptious feast, and as I was about to take my first mouthful of prime chargrilled burger she announced to a friend "...and so anyway, apparently her bowels just exploded".
Thanks for that.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 9:52, Reply)
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