Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Shaving the missus' mimsy a year or so ago.. and while feverishly working away with the old beard-trimmer like an artistic sheep shearer, She cocked her head on one side and said "hmmmmm"
I was already horny and champing at the bit.... and she took the oppertunity to tell me of the 78-Year-old Lady that she had to "clean and catheterise"
Apparently she had a semi-prolapsed vagina which had the mimsy-equivalent of bed-sores and was - in essence - a source of all evil.
She actually had trouble understanding why I stopped being horny.... then again, she wasn't that smart.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 11:38,
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