Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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oh, i suppose for good measure i should post one about someone elsei'd come into town to meet a few of my mates for a drink. with this particular social group, they are all lads. one of them, we'll call him Shawn for these purposes, particularly put-upon by his girlfriend, gets up to go to the loo. as soon as he's out of ear shot, one of the boys grabs me, whilst the others start giggling.
'we need to ask you a, er, girl question..' he says. they all nod in assent.
'ok then', i say.
'Shawn just told us that his girlfriend had him shave his pubic hair because she says it looks bigger and sexier that way. what do you think?'
you know, i genuinely think they wanted me to answer that. i just felt terribly sorry for him, and five years later they're married and i still can't quite look him in the eye.
I KNOW THAT HIS WILLY IS BARE. I KNOW HIS WIFE MAKES HIM DO IT. HE DOESN'T KNOW I KNOW THIS.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)
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