Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Another acid - cock pain.My brother worked in a garage for some distant relative (in-law of an in-law or something) when he was younger. I remember him telling me in a little too much detail about 'Fat Stevie' using the acid bath (apparently a nasty mixture of petro-chemicals etc. used for cleaning grimy engine parts.) and failing to wash his hands before going for a slash.
Apparently, almost his whole knob scabbed over and he would have to break off part of said scab from the end of his cock (prompting screams followed by audible whimpering) every time he needed a piss for about a week afterward.
I had to suppress my childish giggling a few times at weddings etc over the following couple of years.
No Length joke required.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:39, Reply)
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