
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Mummy TGP of all people decided to inadvertently take me up on a notion I put forward, in that she always seems to say the most inappropriate things at important gatherings (such as telling my girlfriend's parents upon first meeting them just how ill I was on my 18th birthday... another story).
So yeah. She suddenly pipes up, in relation to my cousin's unplanned baby - "It was the same with TGP."
"Cheers Mum, really needed to know I was an accident."
"At the time, me and your Dad just thought I was going through the changes."
Cue me not wanting to eat any more salsa dip
( , Mon 10 Sep 2007, 17:54, Reply)
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