TMI for a doctor
My mate (yes one of THOSE stories)...

anyways, backstory. My mate when he was a teenager used to be a bit into the millitant fashion (read Army Surplus reject) He had a nice "commandoe" combat knife.

One night he was out at a party with friends getting rather inebriated. As a party trick he was openeing bottles of champagne with his trusty knife. ofc being rather on the worse side of the bottle he managed to open one the "wrong way" (pulling knife towards him not away) and the usual happened. He cut a big hole in his arm.
Piled with 10+ towels (as the pub story goes) his mates take him to a&e. Saturday night. Lots of drunken idiots with injuries.
Anyways, he;s told to wait until someone can see him unless it;s serious. My mate turns to the receptionist and says "what do you think?" pulls off his dressing and spurts blood onto her desk. Cue receptionist screaming "We've got a bleeder" and the people in a&e running (running I tell you!) to help him.
After things had been cleared up a junior doctor was stiching up my mates arm. My mate, still being a bit pissed and on the slightly morbid side kept pointing to the different tendons and artieries that were visable from his wound and asking the doctor which each one did (including trying to poke them to see what would happen) The doctor turned round to him and said "please could you stop doing that sir it;s really un-nerving having you asking about all that while I'm trying to stich you up"

TMI? It was for the doctor.

Length? Long enough to make a gash bleed.(suddenly feels the hate)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 9:27, Reply)