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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."

When have you shared just that little too much?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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My grandad, in his dotage
was in a nursing home. My mum and gran were visiting him one day and he looked a bit uncomfortable.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"I need a... movement", came his reply.

My gran was getting a bit deaf....

"Eh? What's that?"

"I need a movement", he repeated.

"Eh? Speak up, I can't hear you".


At which point my mum fell about laughing and my gran was mortified. But the old bloke got his shite.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:33, Reply)

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