Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Friend of a friendgot a summer job on a poultry farm. His job?
Turkey wanker.
Yup, his job was to bring male turkeys to climax and collect their semen for artificial insemination purposes.
Disclaimer - I was told this story as being true, but I'm not so sure. Perhaps those with experience of poultry breeding could let me know if it's plausible?
Edit: I have had several replies informing me that it is indeed a recognised procedure, so it looks like this bloke was telling the truth after all.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 10:37,
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