Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Not One Of Mine.In fact, I thought I'd heard this tale on B3ta but can't find it so thought I'd better post it for you.
A young lad of about 19 was working in a nursing home for the Terminally Bewildered and was doing his rounds one night. So he goes into an old crones bedroom to check on her and find her with her nightie rucked up around her waist and is masturbating frantically.
"Betty!! What are you doing" he asks her in a state of shock.
Cracking open one wrinkled eye and still wanking furiously, Betty looks at him and cackles:
"Thinking of you....."
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 2:55,
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