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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Dog at the vets
When you take a dog to the vets and book the appointment from work, make sure you don't do it sitting next to someone with a hangover. Like I did. I mentioned to said colleague that morning that my dog was sick and she was due a visit to the vets, but didn't elaborate due to the fact if he knew what was wrong, well, he'd feel sick. So, whilst booking the appointment with the vet, I tried to be as vague as possible for his benefit, but clear enough for the person on the end of the phone. It didn't work. In the end, I had to say exactly what was wrong- a swollen, red and rather puffy looking ringpiece. It was at this point my colleague went somewhat green and made a dash for the loo. Well, he shouldn't have been listening in, should he?
( , Wed 12 Sep 2007, 18:22, Reply)
When you take a dog to the vets and book the appointment from work, make sure you don't do it sitting next to someone with a hangover. Like I did. I mentioned to said colleague that morning that my dog was sick and she was due a visit to the vets, but didn't elaborate due to the fact if he knew what was wrong, well, he'd feel sick. So, whilst booking the appointment with the vet, I tried to be as vague as possible for his benefit, but clear enough for the person on the end of the phone. It didn't work. In the end, I had to say exactly what was wrong- a swollen, red and rather puffy looking ringpiece. It was at this point my colleague went somewhat green and made a dash for the loo. Well, he shouldn't have been listening in, should he?
( , Wed 12 Sep 2007, 18:22, Reply)
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