Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
(
chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
« Go Back
Even pretty girls fart!A while back I was spending a very pleasant evening in the company of a very pretty lass. Actually, she was quite the stunner.
Anyway, she woke me up in the middle of the night as she delicately rose from the bed to tippy-toe to the bathroom. Being a polite soul, I stayed quiet and opened half an eye to admire her as she sashayed off to powder her nose.
However, as she attempted to overstep the floor clutter she made the fatal mistake of believing I was still asleep.
"Pffft!"
Too much information? Possibly not. Sharing it here? Oh yes...
(, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 12:09, Reply)
« Go Back