Johnny walker
Sea point (where i live) is famous for its rich assortment of tramps, bergies (homeless people living in caves on table mountain and lions head) and strange mental community care types. We used to have Old Sandra, whose jilting at the altar sent her into madness and who used to walk around in a bridesmaid's dress, makeup smeared all over her face, smoking sobranies and muttering to herself. Johnny Walker, though, takes the cake. He's an old guy, must be in his sixties, probably schizophrenic, who walks up and down the main road from end to end (about a 6km walk) unceasingly. He sometimes dances a strange two step that looks like a dog forcibly emptying its anal glands. All the while, he whistles the tune from Johnny Walker whisky ads. I tried to find out why he's walking. All he said was 'got to get away' and danced off. Strange... One day i hope he manages to get away. Apologies for lack of funny.
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