november 5 2007
was waiting with some friends for a tram to don valley in sheffield to watch the fireworks.

when we hear some slurred shouting going on behind us and turn around jus in time to see a tramp attempting to steady himself against a low wall with one had while taking a piss with the other, the result of which is him slipping and turning to face everyone at the tram stop while mid flow, pissing everywhere and shouting.

followed up a few moments later by my mate dave saying "i dont want to end up like that, but i just know some day i probably will" with a massive grin on his face. thus ending the awkward silence with a dry smile
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:26, Reply)