Walking along Oxford Street, London
after a heavy night out, pizza in hand. I staggered aimlessly past a street dweller and he struck up a conversation with me.

"Is that pizza, my old mucker?"

"Erm, yes it is" I replied.

"I'm fucking hungry mate, would you mind if I took a slice"

Of course, I obliged. He really did look hungry, and as dirty as a freshly dug potato.

I wasn't expecting his next comment though. "Eurgh! Pineapple! Nah, you can keep it". Apparently beggars can be choosers after all.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:30, 6 replies)

I like this
and I have clicked a link to fully express this appreciation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, closed)

cheeky bastard
surely he could have picked them off?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, closed)

I've got to say, though - I'm with him
Pineapple and sweetcorn - OK on their own, but these things should never be on a pizza.

*click* for the tale though, fine work sir.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:55, closed)

false
ham and pineapple pizza for the massive win
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:14, closed)

This
I haven't had a pizza with that particular arrangement of toppings in quite some time, and now you've got me craving it.
(Morgan is a damn dirty hippie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, closed)

Excellent!!!
Same thing happened to me, but my tramp turned down a menthol fag as he only smoked regular.

*click*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:57, closed)