Paedo tramp
Last year I was going through a phase that had me sporting long curly shoulder length hair and a beard (yeah I looked the shit like a slightly overweight ginger jesus). It was the winter months and I put on my long grey duffle coat and headed off to the shops.

When I got to the shopping precinct there were a couple of unwashed scally oiks drinking irn bru and wanking each other off (probably) whilst shouting abuse at everyone who entered the little express supermarket.

It must have been a splendid afternoon for them, full of excitement and really engaging their brains to come up with new and exciting things to shout at everyone. Hanging outside the door of the "setco" express and shouting "Paedo" at every single person regardless of age, gender or appearance.

That was until I approached the door. I can only imagine evolution kicked in and the spot stained little shites suddenly developed increased cognitive capacity and came up with a new variation of their insult... "Paedo tramp" and proceded to barrage me with it over and over, until they realised I wasn't going to get riled.

They then reverted to the "Paedo" insult for all of the new lucky customers.

So thats how I was not only mistaken for a tramp but a paedo one at that... best day ever!
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:48, 1 reply)

Clash of the titans
I'm trying to imagine what would happen if Paedo-Tramp ever encountered Techno-Viking.
( blitheringidiot semi-lurker status achieved, many thanks, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, closed)