Inarguable logic
A mad boho mate was in london from berlin, nice summer day and we are 3 pubs in on a crawl. tramp with blanket and dog near the princess louise in holborn, 2 banks next door with cash machines doing the bleating act.
We are beer and sun enjoying and getting fed up with the noise.

" i`m hungry, can you help" after about 20 repetitions, graham is on one, puts on his best glasgie accent at full glasgie volume: ( assume capitals)
"ay pal, I can help, a bit of advice... eat the fucking dog" and there was a round of applause.
It got up and left with blanket and dog.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, Reply)