Beggars can be choosers
Coming home drunk late from the West End many years ago, I'd stopped at McDonalds and loaded up on snappy happy burgers (hamburgers and cheeseburgers). I was getting the tube at Tottenham Court Road. As I came to the bottom of the stairs before the platform there was a tramp sat there begging. He looked at me and asked 'Any spare change for food?'. I had no spare money as I'd spent the last of my cash on burgers. Instead I reached into my brown McD's bag and presented the guy with a nicely wrapped cheeseburger. He asked me 'Whats that?'. I replied, 'It's a cheeseburger!'. He looked at me without changing expression and said, 'No thanks mate, I'm vegetarian'.

So there you go, fussy beggars.
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:01, 1 reply)

Tramps always turn thier noses up at food (not that McD is real food)
because they want money. Money for smack and/or cheap booze.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:04, closed)