I had a similar experience once...
...but not with a tramp - indeed, she was younger than me by about five years or so and fairly well turned-out. Still one of the barmier bints though.

I was just leaving my work building and spied the girl looking at me through the doors. I was barely the other side of them before she shouted 'If you ever do that to me again I'll fucking kill you!'

I pointed at myself on a 'Who, me?' stylee, and she shouted again 'Yes, You!' I'd never seen her before so I assumed she was some kind of errant care-in-the-community case, rolled my eyes and walked past her. Frankly, I couldn't be bothered with her - hadn't been a day from hell exactly, but I'd had better.

She followed for a few steps and shouted yet again, more plaintive this time, 'Why are you walking away from meeeeeeeee!', so I turned back for a moment to shout back 'Because you're obviously a total nutbar and I can't be arsed finding out what the fuck your problem is - now fuck off before I lose my temper.' I didn't wait for her reply before I walked on.

Didn't hear another peep out of her, and I looked over my shoulder as I rounded a corner about 150 yards down the road and she was nowhere to be seen.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)