A short one.
Walking through Newport Town Centre a couple of weeks back I saw a female tramp sitting on some cardboard with a guitar.

Now, Newport normally has a pretty high level of street-performers, from the electric-guitar duo to the Pink Floyd cover-band.
This woman, however, was just strumming the open strings of the guitar and wailing tunelessly.
Even I could do a better job than that.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, 3 replies)

You Sure?
You Sure?
REALLY Sure?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36, closed)

Stop mocking my towns anthem! It's beautiful in its own way
*stands proudly and places hand over heart*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:47, closed)

Hahaha!
I'm sure even Cwmbran could do better than that :p
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, closed)