Bournemouth
Me and the ex-Missus went on a little tour of the south last year and ended up in Bournemouth towards the end of the trek.

We were having a cracking time touring the bars in the afternoon and decided to go for an Italian for a quick bite to eat and to sober up a little.

Anyway, we ordered the food and bloody nice it was too, unfortunately the pizza she ordered was way to big for her so we got a doggy bag for her to eat later, it came out in one of those large boxes that you get from the delivery people and it was then that we thought 'we can't carry that around all night' so when we were walking down the road we saw two homeless people asking for change.

We decided to give them the leftovers (there was still over half left and it was huge!) we gave them the box saying Liz couldn't manage it and if they wanted it they were welcome to it but we hadn't got any change, so that was all we could give them, they were really chuffed that we'd been so thoughtful and thanked us for being so generous.

We walked off and within 5 seconds heard cries of 'RESULT' 'Smoked Salmon and Mozzarella' 'Thanks guys, it's been years, we were expecting a Margarita'.

I just wish we did have some change to give them too, we were going too but they weren't there on our way back later.

So if you got a (fucking) expensive half a pizza last year, I hope you enjoyed it and if you're reading this then it means you could be getting back on your feet, Good luck.





(Kip, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:04, 1 reply)

Fuck the homeless
That sounds amazing, she should have given it to me!
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, closed)