Runs upstairs, slams bedroom door and throws herself onto the bed, sobbing.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 8:50, 1 reply)

Please don't be unkind to janet
I'm sure Rory would be more than happy to step in as a father figure for her.

I just enjoy watching the drama unfold - for me I consider it training for when my daughter reaches puberty. And decides I am Satan and wants to join my hordes. Just like Janet. Or disowns me.
Whichever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 20 Apr 2013, 8:58, closed)

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 14:04, closed)

When your daughter reaches puberty she'll likely want nothing to do with you after the second or third time she brings a friend home and you get all American Beauty on her.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, closed)

And her friend.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:21, closed)

Better American Beauty
than "Chin'll Fix It!"

Sorry BD - I know it was shit, I'm just not playing my "A" game this week. Good thing you're about the smartest one in this thread giving me shit otherwise I really would be in trouble!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 5:39, closed)