When I was a boy of five, for some reason, I wanted to get a better idea of the size of my Dad's willie. I approached from behind when he took a wide stance in order to pee and thrust my head between his legs to get a better view. No, that didn't work out so well.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sun 20 Sep 2015, 23:06, 4 replies)

That's so fucking hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 0:07, closed)

Cutting a long story short, he pissed in your own mouth?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 Sep 2015, 10:05, closed)

alright 'neneh cherry'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 12:58, closed)