I was born in Yorkshire
For the first year of my life I lived in Lister Avenue, Balby, best known for being the location of the shop in Open All Hours.

Thankfully, just before my first birthday, my parents moved out of Yorkshire so I have no real memories of the place.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 11:28, 8 replies)

nobody cares

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 11:55, closed)

I know

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:06, closed)

Apologise.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:13, closed)

I'm sorry I was born in Yorkshire

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:19, closed)

I live in York.
While geographically it is located in North Yorkshire, it is in fact a unitary authority.

BEAT THAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:35, closed)

I went to York once
We sat in a really slow-moving train cart thing, all the people looked like bad animatronic peasants and everything smelt of poo. Later, my mum took me to the Jorvik Viking centre so we could see what York was like in the past.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:42, closed)

Your attempt at satire here was terrible.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:51, closed)

I know

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 13:07, closed)