True story: one of my ex's had the room above her at university
It was oxford and on their first day she was simpering at everyone and exclaiming, "I feel like I'm drowning in honey!"

By the end of the first week she was having seriously noisy squealing sex.

So you're probably right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:44, 1 reply)

I've gone off her to be honest
congratulations by the way
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:46, closed)

He said she was a utter twat. But then, so was he, so maybe she's lovely (I doubt that she's lovely).

Thank you!!! Exciting exhausting times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:48, closed)

Mine are 9 and 7 now
Sleep is but a distant memory :)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:50, closed)

Along with having the bed to yourselves for a whole night I presume?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Sep 2015, 20:52, closed)