Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Bit of an oxymoron this question,since most people tend not to be friends with twats. Unless they themselves are twats, in which case they tend to clump together into social haemorrhoids via the forces of twat gravity.
One guy I knew at university, who had assumed the status of default mate by dint of living in the same halls of residence as the rest of us, was a maths genius but ball-boilingly Asperger-y. One day we were faffing aimlessly in someone's room, as students are wont to do, and our genuine mate Matt was wearing a knitted jumper. Thoroughly inoffensive in itself. Default mate blurted out "I'd like a jumper like yours, Matt. Like yours, but nice."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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Click for"Twat gravity"
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Fuck it, I'm clicking for "like yours, but nice".(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:30, closed)
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