Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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GrahamThe fat balding twat regularly gets drunk and rolls out the following tale.
Graham killed a guy and got away with it. He got in to a street fight and threw the other guy through a window. The guy's throat was slit and he bled to death. Graham took out his knife and put it in the guys hand and told the police that the guy had pulled a knife on him so he reacted in self defence by throwing him. He told them he had no intention of throwing him at a window and that he had just panicked. The police decided he acted in self defence and he got away with it.
This of course never happened.
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Peej, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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