Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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i'm disappointed in you albert, your recent stories have not been anywhere near the fib-tastic standards you have setyou could've at least added how you managed to restrain the machete wielding maniac in a vulcan death grip and then had sex with all the girls
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:01,
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I could...But I'd already had sex with all the girls in my halls. Far too much effort to do it again. And it was cold.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:04,
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