Former school mate is a twat for being so perfect
One of my few friends at school was a nice enough bloke, except for one small thing: when I was around him, I was invisible.

Charming, sociable, good-looking, cool and fairly well-off, he attracted girls like a pre-teenage girl attracts BBC TV & radio presenters, while I stood around like the spare part I was.

He was also taller than me, a better artist and better at sports (not difficult). Then he grew up...

...and went to London and became an actor. But acting, it seemed wasn't for him, as it opened a chink in his armour: stage fright.

So, he regrouped, became a film & TV director and, more recently, a producer of kids' TV programmes - for one of which he won a BAFTA.

Twat.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:01, 2 replies)

You're talking about Emvee, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:36, closed)

"he attracted girls like a pre-teenage girl attracts BBC TV & radio presenters"
*click*
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:11, closed)