Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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My best mateis lovely but she gets very nervous in social situations and tends to panic and blurt out the most embarrassing things.
She started repping with a man who happened to be gay. She decided to invite him and his partner to her house for dinner and invited me too for moral support.
When she is hosting something she feels that she has to ensure conversation flows and everyone is getting on, even if there is a crowd of 50.
Anyway, during dinner there was a lull in the conversation and I could see the tell tale signs on her face, twitching, mouth opening and closing and face flushed. I thought "oh no, here we go". She blurted out "So, which one of you takes it up the arse?".
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:48,
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Which one was it?(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:27, closed)
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