Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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National Front/Anti Nazi League idiocy
At college a group of us hung out together as students do, goofing around, taking massive drugs, generally living it up. One of us was from the Sudan, a fella called Akhmed...
So one day one of the guys turned up and said, apropos of nothing "I'm sorry Ackers, I can't hang around with you any more - I've joined the National Front". And expected it to be left at that...
Of course all of us laid into him constantly for many days.
He ended up seeing the error of his ways and leaving the National Front. And then he went and joined the Anti Nazi League, who like beating up NF and the like. A few days later it was in all the local papers that the local NF leader was severely beaten up in his home. Up until that point he'd managed to keep his address secret...
He then joined the hunt saboteurs, and it gradually became clear he just liked to fight... Funny really because he was actually a really nice bloke most of the time.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:38, 2 replies)
At college a group of us hung out together as students do, goofing around, taking massive drugs, generally living it up. One of us was from the Sudan, a fella called Akhmed...
So one day one of the guys turned up and said, apropos of nothing "I'm sorry Ackers, I can't hang around with you any more - I've joined the National Front". And expected it to be left at that...
Of course all of us laid into him constantly for many days.
He ended up seeing the error of his ways and leaving the National Front. And then he went and joined the Anti Nazi League, who like beating up NF and the like. A few days later it was in all the local papers that the local NF leader was severely beaten up in his home. Up until that point he'd managed to keep his address secret...
He then joined the hunt saboteurs, and it gradually became clear he just liked to fight... Funny really because he was actually a really nice bloke most of the time.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:38, 2 replies)
I know right!
weirdly, he's the only one I've stayed in touch with...
( , Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:26, closed)
weirdly, he's the only one I've stayed in touch with...
( , Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:26, closed)
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