Where do I start?
Unlike others, I have no interest in you real life situation. My gripe with you is the migraines I suffer when I try and read your 'stories'.

This one in particular is a mess of purposeless facts, with desperation oozing from every syllable as you to impress us with tales of an antipodean paradise of softball, PCYC, sushi and fresh limes. But there is the genus of an amusing anecdote in there. So I've Liemallowed it up a bit...this one's on me.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:52, 2 replies)

Great though your lie-mallowing talent is
I doubt even you could turn one of his dreary diary dribbles into an anecdote.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:03, closed)

Seeing your post below,
I'm guessing you're an early drinker or.... your'e
one of those borderline aspy types who it seems frequently opens his mouth types his response before his brain properly engages and applies a filter to what he's saying typing
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:44, closed)