Recently at a wedding
A friend of mine, we'll call him The Robot (cos his parents were bastards), just got married. Bloody excellent occasion, the past week everyone's been talking about it, much drinking in the open bar and the inter-family debauchery spread across a manor house in Wales called for some particular odd walks of shame the next morn'. A truly perfect occasion.

One aspect has not been spoken about. For The Robot was a bit of a twat on the day. Only one isolated incident.

During his main speech, with all the thank-you's and teary eyed mothers, before any of the champagne had started to flow, The Robot made a small polite joke - something about being a naughty teenager.

"Oh well, I wasn't as bad as I could have been." Then *he does a Nazi salute*.

He then turned to the best man, thanked him, sat down and somehow...no one said a thing.

Not really a twattish thing in hind-sight, just thought I should share.
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)