More motorway madness
I once found myself behind a guy doing about 75mph in a Jaguar of some kind. He was using the journey to do a little filing: picking sheets of paper from a pile on the passenger seat, reading them on the steering wheel, then turning right around and sorting them into piles on the back seat. Yes, not only letting go of the wheel, but not even facing the direction of travel, for several seconds each time.

I don't usually break the limit, naturally, officer, but I made damn sure I didn't stay behind that pillock for one millisecond longer than I had to!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:13, 4 replies)

If he was doing 75...
... And not watching where he was going, wouldn't you be better off behind than in front of him?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:43, closed)

This is what I always think in movie chases when they're right behind -
hit the fucking anchors and let them race past you!

Do a U-turn and turn into the nearest street shit it's not brain science!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:14, closed)

Also
The bit in movies where the bad guy hijacks the car and holds a gun/knife/rubber chicken full of semtex to the driver's head.

Surely this is just your cue to play "Scream If You Want To Go Faster" with them?

"Oh you're going to shoot me? Really? At 80mph on this twisty little mountain road? *Really?* Go on then, have at it! Oh, thought not, maybe you'd better just chuck that out the window then..."
(gordonjcp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:27, closed)

That would be littering. Littering is a crime.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11, closed)