TwatteryNigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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This is what I always think in movie chases when they're right behind - hit the fucking anchors and let them race past you!
Do a U-turn and turn into the nearest street shit it's not brain science!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:14,
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AlsoThe bit in movies where the bad guy hijacks the car and holds a gun/knife/rubber chicken full of semtex to the driver's head.
Surely this is just your cue to play "Scream If You Want To Go Faster" with them?
"Oh you're going to shoot me? Really? At 80mph on this twisty little mountain road? *Really?* Go on then, have at it! Oh, thought not, maybe you'd better just chuck that out the window then..."
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That would be littering. Littering is a crime.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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