TWAT TWAT ringofyre - 2012 (Stolen from The Playmates - 1958)
(very slowly)
twat twat twat twat
His knob went spunk spunk spunk
While riding in my Honda Accord
What to my surprise
A little Beamer was following me
About one third more than my size
The guy musta wanted to groom me up
As he kept on fondling his magenta cock
I'll show him that a Honda Accord is not a car to scorn
twat twat twat twat
His knob went spunk spunk spunk

(slowly)
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the wank
But the little Beamer stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on fondling his magenta cock (twat twat)
I'll show him that a Honda Accord is not a car to scorn
twat twat twat twat
His knob went spunk spunk spunk

(normal speed)
My car went into passing gear
And we pushed over a cyclist with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Beamer was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
twat twat twat twat
His knob went spunk spunk spunk

(quickly)
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Beamer to pass a Honda Accord
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on fondling his magenta cock (twat twat)
I'll show him that a Honda Accord is not a car to scorn
twat twat twat twat
His knob went spunk spunk spunk

(very quickly)
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Beamer pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey wanker, got any MASSIVE DRUGS for me and the supermodel 'ere?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)