Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Once I was completely skint with £3And decided to crash a mate's BBQ uninvited. During the course of the night I managed to somehow get through a 6-pack, most of a tenners worth of weed (after essentially one spliff), 2 cigars, about 10 cigarettes, a ****load of BBQ food, and a 'pornstar' T-shirt (mine got soaked in beer and I was walking around topless for a while. Mate said I could just keep it). Later that night eventually i'm left alone with another mate's gf (who is quite hot, but not whilst they were together). We're just lying on the bed chilling out and she gets up and sticks Mariah Carey - 'we belong together' on. I'm just like "crap, crap, crap.." as she's been doing stuff like grabbing my arse. I managed to stop myself doing anything (mainly by just making joke after joke)until another friend came up looking for me. Then in keeping in the spirit of the night I went back out into the garden where I immediately pulled (and there were only like 5 girls at the BBQ). Really was a freakish night (by my standards).
Woke up the next morning and I still had £1 in my pocket (+ the stuff i hadn't used yet like the weed/cigar). Pretty good return for £2 spending, and I think qualifies as good fortune given I wasn't even meant to be there.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 2:34, Reply)
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