Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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A gap year in NewZealand.While getting stoned in my friends cold house at 3am watching the ladder adverts on tv. We wake up at 3.30am to the house being broken into. without warning we are starring into the faces of two men dressed head to toe in black with balaclavas. one has a knife, the other holds a golf club. needless to say we shat ourselves and were rather baffled (due to miss mary-jane).. this is when they jump on us and start dry humping us. we realised it was two friends of my friend back from abroad without notice. we spent the night getting boozed at one of the guys half a million dollar apartments in the poshest area of new zealands capital. then he said 'move in'.
it was his parents house, the family were still abroad. rent free, a cinema room, heated floors and the sea on the other side of the road. still the strangest night of my life.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 8:35, Reply)
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