Unexpected Good Fortune
Travelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
Travelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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All you £20 thieving pikeys out there...
are only doing the same thing I would have done - until the day I twattishly took my cash card out of the machine and wandered off leaving my 20 quid impotent (flacidly hanging out of the slot).
After queuing to buy a nice shirt I realised my error and returned to the bank in question, and risked it that someone had handed it in. To my surprise (and luck obviously) it had and after checking I had actually used my card to take 20 quid out from the computer they handed it over!
I tried to look like it wasnt the value that counted and demanded my benefactors details to say thankyou, but really it was nearly my last 20 and I really liked the shirt.
( , Fri 15 Sep 2006, 14:41, Reply)
are only doing the same thing I would have done - until the day I twattishly took my cash card out of the machine and wandered off leaving my 20 quid impotent (flacidly hanging out of the slot).
After queuing to buy a nice shirt I realised my error and returned to the bank in question, and risked it that someone had handed it in. To my surprise (and luck obviously) it had and after checking I had actually used my card to take 20 quid out from the computer they handed it over!
I tried to look like it wasnt the value that counted and demanded my benefactors details to say thankyou, but really it was nearly my last 20 and I really liked the shirt.
( , Fri 15 Sep 2006, 14:41, Reply)
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