Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Free johnnies.Uni girlfriend bought her first flat. Went down for a week for lots of shagging. Ran out of johnnies one night at 3am. Gatwick airport very close. Legged it in to North terminal, shops shut (strangely) but found mens bog, nicely empty. Put in first pound coin, and the vending machine door just swung open. Fucking result. 11 x 10packs of durex featherlites. Filled me boots and legged it back to the car with waiting girlfriend.
110 shags for a quid, thanks Gatwick & BAA.
(i was 19, they lasted a week - honest. Including some broken ones)
Ok a fortnight.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48,
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