Eyebleach please
Walking through Waterloo station, I sauntered gently over to the screens that tell what trains are departing from Waterloo East. Having got my train time, I turn my head to the stairs that lead up from the concourse.

There, sat halfway up the stairs, was a gigantic filthy homeless woman who resembled nothing less than a recently dug-up potato in a skirt. Legs akimbo, she was cooling her fetid mimsy in the afternoon breeze.

I now take the escalator.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:56, 5 replies)

A click for
fetid mimsy. Just one step away from rancid clunge.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01, closed)

Cooling is important for us women in summer
And men, obviously.

Kilts and skirts all round!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:33, closed)

along with miniture skywards facing fans
:)
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:39, closed)

A click for
"Recently dug up potato in a skirt"

Cracking imagery!
(H K Phooey, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:38, closed)

Genuine lols
"a gigantic filthy homeless woman who resembled nothing less than a recently dug-up potato in a skirt"

I love it.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:41, closed)