Big Hairy Bums on my wedding night,
30 years ago...

After I married the first Mr Quar we headed south down the motorway, to be overtaken by a coach, every passenger window of which was obscured by huge, fat, hairy, spotty male arses.

They kept this up until the bus went out of sight, and for all I know they're still going.

On my wedding night, ffs. They certainly set the tone for that marriage - looking back, I should've listened to the bums.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, 4 replies)

Was it a twenty-one bum salute?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:22, closed)

ba-bum
tschhh!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:34, closed)

fucking brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:01, closed)

For all I know they're still going
Excellent image - the Flying Dutchman of anal exhibitionism.
(drunkenfud, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:12, closed)