Urinal etiquette
In urination, there are two types of cockholder:

1 - The Peaker

2 - The Exhibitionist

The Peaker barely pokes the head of the old chap out of the zipper, stands as close to the urinal as possible, seldom looks at his works and gets the process over and done with as quickly as possible.

I find this results in splashback.


The Exhibitionist, unbuttons, unzips and removes the whole works, balls and all, stands clear of the urinal, often goes hands-free, pees long and languidly and may even let out a groan of relief.

Altogether more hygienic, dont you think?


The cubicles in the toilets in the office where I work are two side by side.

The one against the wall on which the urinals hang provides a glorious view of an exhibitionists cock as the door opens.

It's all you can do to not look at it.

I looked.

I didnt take any pleasure in it.

The cock is often maligned as an ugly thing.

I find it most utilitarian, ergonomic even.

I must try to remember to look up.

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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)