Cock Blocker
This story will always remain close to my memories!

About 4 or 5 years ago I lived with some of my mates in Coventry. I had been seeing this girl for a while and we split up, I didn take it very well and subsequently had what I called a "shag drought" for about 5 months.

Anyway, my best Friend (at the time) Dave and I went out to Jumpin Jacks in Coventry (a well known cattle market) after wading through all the tossers with t-shirts and scarves on I saw a couple of birds chatting to Dave. I got talking to the prettier of the two and we ending up going back to their house, bonus! The pretty one went up stairs and after about 10 mins I went to find her, climbed into bed with her and had a bit of a "cuddle" IN WALKS DAVE AND THE UGLY BIRD...it's about 01:00am.

They decided to sit down and chat with us whilst we were both naked in bed. I sent Dave a stealthy text kindly asking him to fuck off, I knew he'd got it when he looked up at me and with a smile shook his head and carried on fuckin my night up. At about 05:00am they finally left the room and one thing led to another and I ended up shagging this bird, FIVE MONTHS OF NO SEX FINALLY OVER.....but just as I climb on top i hear the bedroom door bang open and fits of giggles followed up by my so called mate saying "ERR, I CAN SEE HIS WHITE ARSE BOP UP AND DOWN!" Bit of a mood killer, I decided to admit defeat, put my trousers on and went home, so quick that when I got in the shower I still had the nodder on.

P.S

I managed to get a proper shag a week later!
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 28 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)