the poor child!
i have a 12-year-old nephew, who occasionally likes to stay at my house, as i'm the cool auntie who lets him eat junk food and stay up till after midnight watching horror films. due to this late-night business, he tends to sleep late the next morning.
this is why, when i woke up at 7.30, i thought i was safe to go to the bathroom naked.
i was wrong.
i walked out of the bathroom at the exact same time as he walked out of the living room(he sleeps on my couch). we stopped, looked at each other and both said "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" before turning tail and running back into the rooms we had just come out of.
poor boy. if he turns out to be gay*, i just know i'll get the blame.

*not that there's anything wrong with being gay.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)