Nearly
gets a click purely for such unabashed fibbery! Your amazing skater friend (who's really good yet skates barefoot, ignoring the fact that the griptape would cut his feet up if he did anything other than just roll around) managed to get his foot (well, big toe) up your other chum's arsehole after his pants were pulled down by falling off (in 20 years' skating I've never seen anyone lose their kecks through slamming). Yeah, there's a remote chance it could happen I suppose, say, eleventy bazillion to one? Fuck it, clicked for the sheer, barefaced Jimmy Hill factor.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)