Unexpected Nudity
There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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there is an old man in our town who rides on of those weird recumbent bicycles
the donwside of this is he does it in those horriffic 1980's style running shorts- the VERY short ones with slits up the side.
he wears these whatever the weather.
this has the unfortunate complication that his baggy old man scrotum hangs out of the side like a turkey's neck with a couple of grapes in it.
on the up side, it is a good gauge as to the temperature outside by how low it dangles. like a human thermometer that man.
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)
the donwside of this is he does it in those horriffic 1980's style running shorts- the VERY short ones with slits up the side.
he wears these whatever the weather.
this has the unfortunate complication that his baggy old man scrotum hangs out of the side like a turkey's neck with a couple of grapes in it.
on the up side, it is a good gauge as to the temperature outside by how low it dangles. like a human thermometer that man.
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)
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