Oss oss…
Yay, this is where I win my money back.

I’m not an exhibitionist, I just end up naked or in some form of it, often… mostly in public… much to my friends distress.

Anyway, so there we were, May Day, 1999, BCUC (yeah, look it up, never heard of it either till I went there) Surf Society ‘tour’ to Padstow. 12 guys, lots of beer, debauchery beyond belief (“quick, look at Charlie, he’s sucking his own cock”… not what you want to hear at 7 in the morning when you’re super hungover)

If you know nothing of Padstow’s May Day, find out, get down there and enjoy it. Even for a fellow Cornishman I wasn’t prepared for the strange pagan fest that is May Day, but it’s brilliant.

Thousands upon thousands of locals and tourist alike don the streets, the majority all dressed in white, distinguished from each other by a red or blue neckerchief, depending of what side of the town you’re from.

So anyway, we were drinking, lots, from an early start. We were drunk, and hanging around the harbour, a big harbour, with some locals, and the day was hot. Very hot for the start of May anyway. Cut a long story short, some one dared someone to jump in the harbour, and they duley obliged, albeit in their pants.

“I can do better…” shouts the drunk Cornish Stanley, and whip my clothes off and prepare to jump in. oh yeah, did I mention the thousands and thousand of people? At 2 in the afternoon? Never mind… I jumped in… it was cold, still, impressed someone I’m sure!

Sorry if you were there and your pagan festival was ruined by the site of my skinny ass and penis jumping in the harbour… but it was a dare!

Length… it was the start of May!
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:44, 2 replies)

they are a mad bunch
thankfully i'd imagine there's not a single photo of you. iirc they don't take too kindly to people with cameras..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:09, closed)

I fucked a princess once.
But then it was parked with the other classic cars on Trevithick day.

Funny what a couple of pints in the Tyacks does to me....
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:51, closed)