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I was filming a very low budget advert for a clothes company in London and the client had put us up in a suitably low budget hotel for a couple of nights. Me and the crew all sharing one uncomfortably small room.

We dumped our bags off in our room and complained about how small it was before leaving for the days shoot. The staff didn't seem to care until the producer said we were shooting a film to raise money for dying children...(what!)

They seemed to change their tune for a moment.

After a 12 hour days filming we returned deep into the night after a quick beer. The rest of the crew stayed in reception to see if we could change rooms, whilst I went straight to the room to have a piss.

As i turned the key in the lock and opened the door, even in the dark i saw my bag wasn't where i left it. I turned the light on to look further....revealing the sight of a middle aged chinese man sat upright in bed having one of the most furious wanks i've ever seen. What made it worse was he didn't even stop when we made eye contact for a couple of seconds.

I backed out of the room. Locked the door and we never said a word.

Back in reception. "Good news, they've switched us to a new room"

"I know i found out"

"How?"

"I've just found Mr. Miyagi knockin one out on your bed"
( MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:16, 2 replies)

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Mr Miyagi.... I sniggered so much my desk wobbles.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:36, closed)

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Some slight twists in this tale. hmmm
(emdotdee Super Mega Lurkertron, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:10, closed)